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Good: Leaving Soon to turn in my Last Exam other than Boards. >.>

Bad: Cold is still killing me dead.

Good: Going to play with the Fozzie dog.

Bad: For the last time.

Good: CAN GO HOME.

Bad: If, you know, I don't die of headcold.

*falls over*

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Your Score: Geek Aspirant

You scored 47 out of 60

If you don't consider yourself a geek, perhaps you could start.

If you do, you're probably mad at me for picking ambiguous quotes. (I swear they're the best IMDB had to offer... you might want to re-watch some of your movies).

Link: The General Geek Knowledge Test written by mister_ibis on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(mister_ibis)

Yeeeeah, that's about right.

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Because things evidently weren't hard enough:

The State Board Exam people have decided too many people passed last year (WTF WHY IS CLASS OF 2008 ALWAYS MAKING THINGS HARDER FOR 2009?), so this year, there will be a practical part to the exam, including a physical exam on one of a variety of species - canine, feline, equine, caprine, bovine, and avian.


...

I haven't even touched a cow or a goat in years, and have done a physical on maybe two birds in that same timespan. *facepalms*

ETA:

Turns out this is the senior prank - not real. YOUR FAILBOAT CRUISE IS LEAVING, GUYS. Mrr.