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Episode 1:
1) Well. Starting with a bang, in this case, is... um. I could do with more plot, srsly.
2) ... The dude with the hatchet face can't deliver lines to save his life. Wow.
3) ... Um. Well. The naked certainly came fast, didn't it?
4) They have their own Tosh. How cute.
5) ... And now they decide to worry about security? With the napalm and massive amount of weapons and whatnot? *sigh*
6) I kinda miss the Boston accent. But I love this KITT's attitude.
7) BAD WRITERS. BAD. STEP AWAY FROM THE SHOCK PADDLES. THEY DO NOT WAKE PEOPLE UP FOR SERIOUS. *THUMPS* AND PEOPLE SURE AS HELL WON'T FEEL FINE AFTER IT HURTS! Idjuts.
8) The KR Tosh is Zoe. And she's all smartass.
9) Billy... annoys me. So freaking much.
10) Wow, everyone is bitchy in this episode. And it amuses me that they keep on talking about Mike's package.
11) ... Mike has amnesia? *facepalm* C'mon, competing with the original episode for cheesiness isn't nice.
12) We have reached the location of the package, I am picking up a man hiding under the bridge, and there is no sign of the package. Um. WTF? No, wait, how can Mike lose the package and then not know the package is a person? I do not understand.
13) So much help, KITT. SRSLY. Also, I love the doors on that convertible. And look, Mike is part of a secret society! Corny Plot Device #... no wait, I've lost count, and we're only halfway through.
14) Aw, 'Who's your daddy' in a different language. Cute.
15) Awww, tramatic amnesia! It gets better!
16) KITT AIM! *facepalm*
17) FORGOTTEN MARRIAGE PROPOSALS NOT AT ALL HINTED AT IN THE MINISERIES! AWESOME!
18) That's right KITT, traumatic amnesia. :D
19) ... Why are they not finding someone that has clearance to open those files? Am I just being to logical?
20) Sarah: OMG SOMETHING BAD HAPPENING IN THE WAR! *facepalm* No really, Sarah?
21) ... Thumb-chopping, nice. Does that mean we can ignore hairless-man now, and just get the thumb? Love the thumb.
22) ............................
23) "Dude, that is so stupid" You said it Mike, not me.
24) ... WTF. Um. Also, what was hairless dude going on about with 'does anyone actually buy the impossible cypher story'?
25) GO GO MAGICAL ATTITUDE CHANGE IN THE SHE-ASSASSIN PERSON!
26) ... along with a magical attitude change in Carrie? I guess they needed to get to the naked fast if they're going to kill the lead man off in the first episode.
27) ... KITT srsly needs to stop giving relationship advice. It's creepy as hell.
28) Billy's got issues. Entire subscriptions, actually.
29) .......................... Nope. I'm not even going to log that corny plot. That was done in Alias to death.
30) Michael Knight. For serious? *facepalm*

In conclusion: The writers need to work just a wee bit harder on this baby. Please. Because I want it to work.