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bodldopsThere are problems when one takes one's agents to the movies.
*Joanne introduces the new TV shows*
Leopold: You have got to be kidding me.
Halley: *snerk* That's great! Hey, can I go on that..
No.
H: Please?
No.
H: *pouts* You're no fun. I can do better...
*The tearful husband/wife scene at the hospital*
H: *fake-o girly voice* Oooh, do you love me, do you really love me? *snorts* What is that girl smoking, and can I have some?
L: He's on crack too... Hello? Walter? Your village wants their doormat back.
*The family is introduced to Stepford*
H: You have got to be kidding me.
L: Yowza.
H: *slap*
L: Watch it, sister. One of us has fangs.
Break it up, kids.
H: If she smiles like that one more time, I'm getting my flamethrower.
*The exercise class*
L: *cracks up* C'mon Halley, do the spin cycle!
H: I'm going to hurt you.
L: Promises, promises.
*The picnic*
L:*sniggers* Hey, looks like someone survived with their sanity intact.
H: Maybe it's because there's no woman to brainwash. Hey, the perfect place to start a gay community!
*The dance*
L: Robot?
H: Robot.
L: And no one thinks this is strange?
H: Welcome to the twilight zone.
*The Bookclub*
H: They're smiling again...
L: They look like sues. Sues without brains.
H: Legolusters?
*The Men's Mansion*
H: She...ate...plastic.
L: Nothing stranger than you humans eat all the time.
H&L: *blink*
L: Okay, that's gross.
*Outside Jerry's house*
H: *sniggers* See, he's a Legoluster, he'll fit right in.
H&L: *blink*
H: I want that shirt if he's done with it.
*The Senate Nomination*
L: More steak! More steak! More steak!
H: What are you doing?
L: Trying to make a difference in the world.
H: I'm gonna pretend I don't know you.
*The Author's House*
L: *whistles Twilight Zone music*
H: Who knew a clean house could be so dang spooky?
L: It's that Mr. Clean guy. Have you seen the adds? Someone call Ghostbusters!
H: She's... skinny. Ish.
L: She looks like Heidi.
H: *stares* You know, you're right. An evil Heidi.
L: Death from the Alps!
*Back at the Men's Mansion*
H: *disgruntled* Why is it the girl never runs? Um, duh, people trying to kill you, run... sheesh, you deserve to be turned into Barbie.
L: She wants her kids back.
H: That's what lawyers are for, Fuzzy.
*Supermarket*
H&L: *scream*
*The Last Dance*
H: *sniggers* Dork-boy's in for a surprise.
L: Oooh, she doesn't look to happy... hit him! C'mon, I know you want to...
H: No, pour the drink down his pants!
L: You are so cruel...
H: Just you remember that.
L: Jerry's back! Whoot!
H: Something you wanna share with the class, fuzzy?
L: Yes. You're a dork.
I'm never bringing them again.
*Joanne introduces the new TV shows*
Leopold: You have got to be kidding me.
Halley: *snerk* That's great! Hey, can I go on that..
No.
H: Please?
No.
H: *pouts* You're no fun. I can do better...
*The tearful husband/wife scene at the hospital*
H: *fake-o girly voice* Oooh, do you love me, do you really love me? *snorts* What is that girl smoking, and can I have some?
L: He's on crack too... Hello? Walter? Your village wants their doormat back.
*The family is introduced to Stepford*
H: You have got to be kidding me.
L: Yowza.
H: *slap*
L: Watch it, sister. One of us has fangs.
Break it up, kids.
H: If she smiles like that one more time, I'm getting my flamethrower.
*The exercise class*
L: *cracks up* C'mon Halley, do the spin cycle!
H: I'm going to hurt you.
L: Promises, promises.
*The picnic*
L:*sniggers* Hey, looks like someone survived with their sanity intact.
H: Maybe it's because there's no woman to brainwash. Hey, the perfect place to start a gay community!
*The dance*
L: Robot?
H: Robot.
L: And no one thinks this is strange?
H: Welcome to the twilight zone.
*The Bookclub*
H: They're smiling again...
L: They look like sues. Sues without brains.
H: Legolusters?
*The Men's Mansion*
H: She...ate...plastic.
L: Nothing stranger than you humans eat all the time.
H&L: *blink*
L: Okay, that's gross.
*Outside Jerry's house*
H: *sniggers* See, he's a Legoluster, he'll fit right in.
H&L: *blink*
H: I want that shirt if he's done with it.
*The Senate Nomination*
L: More steak! More steak! More steak!
H: What are you doing?
L: Trying to make a difference in the world.
H: I'm gonna pretend I don't know you.
*The Author's House*
L: *whistles Twilight Zone music*
H: Who knew a clean house could be so dang spooky?
L: It's that Mr. Clean guy. Have you seen the adds? Someone call Ghostbusters!
H: She's... skinny. Ish.
L: She looks like Heidi.
H: *stares* You know, you're right. An evil Heidi.
L: Death from the Alps!
*Back at the Men's Mansion*
H: *disgruntled* Why is it the girl never runs? Um, duh, people trying to kill you, run... sheesh, you deserve to be turned into Barbie.
L: She wants her kids back.
H: That's what lawyers are for, Fuzzy.
*Supermarket*
H&L: *scream*
*The Last Dance*
H: *sniggers* Dork-boy's in for a surprise.
L: Oooh, she doesn't look to happy... hit him! C'mon, I know you want to...
H: No, pour the drink down his pants!
L: You are so cruel...
H: Just you remember that.
L: Jerry's back! Whoot!
H: Something you wanna share with the class, fuzzy?
L: Yes. You're a dork.
I'm never bringing them again.
