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So I get an e-mail from Blockbuster. Buy four DVDs at a special low price! Because it is early and I am not posessing of many functioning brain cells yet, I click to see what these four movies might be, for grins and giggles.

'You, Me, & Dupree', 'Da Vinci Code', 'Little Man', and 'John Tucker Must Die'.

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Can I send an e-mail back saying 'I'm sorry, were you offering to pay me?' Ew.

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I hurt.

So very much.

Midol being a placebo, yes.

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Even though this to be day 1 of the 'no more chocolate for me' thing, um. May need peppermint mocha to make this day not suck entirely.

Because it hurts.

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Someone tell me in a week to look at this entry and make a doctor's appointment, already? Yes. Thank you. *facepalm*