A special treat!

[bodldops]

Gonna make 30,000 words tonight. That, or I'll make it veeeeery early tomorrow morning.

But, for anyone who cares... *crickets chirp* Okay, for my own fun and amusement, I'm posting a little summary of my novel at its current length. Enjoy.


Charlie snickered. Charlie groaned. Fluffy, Charlie. Charlie, Fluffy.” Charlie sighed. Charlie stiffened. Charlie’s eyes narrowed. “Hello Charlie. Charlie thought hysterically. Charlie finished unnecessarily. “No, Charlie. “No Charlie.” Charlie squeaked, indignant.
“Pick something, Charlie. Charlie swallowed heavily.
“No, Charlie. “Relax, Charlie. Charlie frowned. “Charlie? Charlie spun again. “Charlie. Charlie. Charlie!” Charlie muttered sheepishly. Charlie explained hesitantly. Charlie frowned. Charlie sighed resignedly. Charlie sighed. Charlie grinned. Charlie reported. Charlie replied, musingly.
Charlie said sadly. “Charlie? Charlie explained uneasily. Mark finished, squeezing Charlie’s hand. “Good morning, Charlie. Charlie nodded anyway. “No Charlie. Charlie nodded mutely. Charlie smiled openly. “Nonsense, Charlie. “Mark?


I love auto-summarize.

Comments

[bjam1402.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a very basic idea for a porn scene. And then it ends with “Mark? Was that it???!!!!

[bodldops.livejournal.com]

I swear the novel is not 'Charlie' repeated 25000-odd times.


Oh, and Mark, my CIA agent, will be informed of your comment. *snicker*

"Charlie, Fluffy. Fluffy, Charlie." ........... I should be shot for that line.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Ahhh.. the joys of Auto summerize.

And who says your novel can't be Charlie written 25000 times. It could be some sort of avantgarde novel.