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[bodldops]

My cat has eaten a mouse.

Usually, this would be a good thing, with lots of petting and some deworming because wild mice are parasite ridden creatures.

But.

She ate my computer mouse.

*scowl*

Luckily, the parents were coming home from Tahoe, and stopped by the apartment, and my dad just happened to have a spare mouse. Random, no? So now I have a mouse. It is very small and cute.

Dad also says I need a new computer. (To which I sayeth, duh, but they are expensive dude.)

...

Want Tablet PC. Need to find money for Tablet PC. Oooooh.

Now off to pet store to buy kitty litter for the bad kitty that eats my mouse.

Comments

[genarti]

...Your cat has a very weird digestive system.

[bodldops.livejournal.com]

Well, more like she ate the cord to my mouse, but it all ends up the same - no mouse.

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

Is it very wrong of me that I laughed? ;D

[bodldops.livejournal.com]

I would say yes, but since I laughed at kitten episodes, I really haven't a leg to stand on.

[batyatoon]

Paraphrased from Diane Duane's Book of Night With Moon, a dialogue between wizardly cats on the use of computers:

"I always wondered why they call this thing a mouse."
"Small. Grey. Has a tail. Makes little clicky squeaky noises. Breaks if you use it hard enough to have any fun with it. I wouldn've thought that was obvious."
"Yeah, but to humans?"