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bodldopsNow that I've finished my Exotics Med take-home, I can watch Kitchen Nightmares in peace.
Mixing Bowl
1) ... Dude, manager guy, there's no one in your restaurant. take the time and memorize the dang menu. You couldn't answer one of Ramsay's questions. That's just embarrassing.
2) No, Ramsay is not wrong about your restaurant, it's about to CLOSE. Geeze. I don't know how those zucchini pancake things tasted, but they looked horrible.
3) ... 50% off coupon? FOR SERIOUS?
4) Hahahaha Mike (manager) tried to lie to Ramsay. Idjut.
5) TWICE. Come ON.
Commercial break: Chocolate with MAGGOTS IN onna news. EW.
6) Hehehe woodchipping the signs. Mike looks like he's about to have an anxiety attack.
7) Yay Billy (owner/chef) looks happy!
8) But Mike looks like a used car salesman. AND IS CLUELESS. He doesn't care about the kitchen? WTF?
9) Mike is an ASS. Egotistical Ass. Geeze. Yes, waitress girl could get the tips without your help. Why? SHE WORKS. Ass.
10) HEEEE Billy smackdown on Mike. Is awesome.
11) OMG revamped restaurant is gorgeous.
12) ... I wonder if Billy had anything to do with the new menu, or if it's all Ramsay's work.
13) Miiiike is falling apart. And the restaurant isn't even open yet.
14) ... Mike can't do reservations. Oh nice. Good way to start, pissing off the customers and overwhelming the kitchen.
15) Mike: *whinewhinewhingebitchmoan* It's not my FAAAAAULT even though it's my JOOOOOOB. Shut up dude. For serious.
16) ... MIKE DIDN'T BOOK THE FOOTBALL TEAM. BWAH. Made of lose, buddy.
17) Annnnd he explodes at the owner's wife about how it isn't his fault because they only told him once at 7am. No, sorry buddy, still made of lose, and it is your fault.
18) And suddenly, everyone knows how much of an ass Mike is.
19) AND HE DOESN'T GET IT. STILL. "I don't know why Billy and [Billy's wife] is talking to Ramsay."
20) ... And now he's sobbing. Come on buddy.
21) Hey, it looks like Mike has bought a clue!
22) And the restaurant survives! Hooray! I'd eat there.
Mixing Bowl
1) ... Dude, manager guy, there's no one in your restaurant. take the time and memorize the dang menu. You couldn't answer one of Ramsay's questions. That's just embarrassing.
2) No, Ramsay is not wrong about your restaurant, it's about to CLOSE. Geeze. I don't know how those zucchini pancake things tasted, but they looked horrible.
3) ... 50% off coupon? FOR SERIOUS?
4) Hahahaha Mike (manager) tried to lie to Ramsay. Idjut.
5) TWICE. Come ON.
Commercial break: Chocolate with MAGGOTS IN onna news. EW.
6) Hehehe woodchipping the signs. Mike looks like he's about to have an anxiety attack.
7) Yay Billy (owner/chef) looks happy!
8) But Mike looks like a used car salesman. AND IS CLUELESS. He doesn't care about the kitchen? WTF?
9) Mike is an ASS. Egotistical Ass. Geeze. Yes, waitress girl could get the tips without your help. Why? SHE WORKS. Ass.
10) HEEEE Billy smackdown on Mike. Is awesome.
11) OMG revamped restaurant is gorgeous.
12) ... I wonder if Billy had anything to do with the new menu, or if it's all Ramsay's work.
13) Miiiike is falling apart. And the restaurant isn't even open yet.
14) ... Mike can't do reservations. Oh nice. Good way to start, pissing off the customers and overwhelming the kitchen.
15) Mike: *whinewhinewhingebitchmoan* It's not my FAAAAAULT even though it's my JOOOOOOB. Shut up dude. For serious.
16) ... MIKE DIDN'T BOOK THE FOOTBALL TEAM. BWAH. Made of lose, buddy.
17) Annnnd he explodes at the owner's wife about how it isn't his fault because they only told him once at 7am. No, sorry buddy, still made of lose, and it is your fault.
18) And suddenly, everyone knows how much of an ass Mike is.
19) AND HE DOESN'T GET IT. STILL. "I don't know why Billy and [Billy's wife] is talking to Ramsay."
20) ... And now he's sobbing. Come on buddy.
21) Hey, it looks like Mike has bought a clue!
22) And the restaurant survives! Hooray! I'd eat there.
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Date: 2007-10-04 01:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-04 02:48 pm (UTC)