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[bodldops]

My world has gotten terribly weird in the last couple hours.

1) While walking Fozzie, we witnessed a massive herd of bicyclists taking over Old Davis Road. Just. Whut?

2) I got a job offer. Now, it's not that I don't appreciate job offers, but. It was a hit from my resume that I posted on Monster.com last spring, and got no hits off of all summer. I'd forgotten it was even up there. Second, it's in Palo Alto. ... When I won't get any more breaks longer than a week until June 2009, and I sure as hell won't be working as an RVT. WHY COULDN'T THEY HAVE CALLED LAST JUNE? Waugh. It's all RVT-y and paying and everything. Mrr.

3) Upon getting on the freeway, I nearly hit a flock of turkeys.

Yes.

Turkeys.

About ten of them.

Alive.

They were probably gobbling, but I had the windows rolled up.

O.o

So it's not... bad weird stuff. Just. Kinda weird. Also, weird.

EDIT: Continuing my run of weird, as seen at the local drugstore:
'Hollywood Cookie Diet'.
I only wish I was kidding. It's a cookie for breakfast (?!), a cookie for mid-morning snack, a cookie for lunch, a cookie for an afternoon snack, and then a 'healthy dinner'. WTF?

...

And they have a website. *cries*

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[rushin-doll.livejournal.com]

That last bit has always been my favorite part of special diet foods. Like Slim-fast! "Eat these and you'll lose weight! Oh, yeah, we should also mention that you'll need to eat healthy food and maybe exercise in addition to using our product."

I keep going "... sounds like a placebo to me" even though I know it's not really.

Amused,
Ana