Letters

Dear IT/Computer lab running dudes:
You promise us free printing. You promise us unlimited free printing.
Here's a hint. It does not work if there is no paper in the building. For serious.
Frustrated at you,
Me.

Dear body:
Something between 'zombie' and 'energizer bunny' would be appreciated. Or at least stick to one for more than half an hour at a time. Thanks.
Cautious love,
Me.

Dear People At Large in the Arboretum:
Yes, I see you are in a group. And what a big group you are. Or sometimes it's a smaller group. Either way.
THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO TAKE UP THE ENTIRE PATH. Traffic flows in both directions, and all the filthy looks in the world won't make me hike up into the decaying leaf litter with my dog so you can flounce along unhindered. Move aside.
I has a dog,
Me

Dear Napa County/State Parks/National Parks:
No dogs? For serious?
No love,
Me.

Dear Marin and Sonoma counties:
Yay lots of dog-walking trails! Go you.
Love,
Me.

Dear Toxicology Prof:
If this turns out to be a lead toxicity case, I'm going to hit you over the head with the first laptop I can grab.
Lots o'frustration,
Me.

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My world has gotten terribly weird in the last couple hours.

1) While walking Fozzie, we witnessed a massive herd of bicyclists taking over Old Davis Road. Just. Whut?

2) I got a job offer. Now, it's not that I don't appreciate job offers, but. It was a hit from my resume that I posted on Monster.com last spring, and got no hits off of all summer. I'd forgotten it was even up there. Second, it's in Palo Alto. ... When I won't get any more breaks longer than a week until June 2009, and I sure as hell won't be working as an RVT. WHY COULDN'T THEY HAVE CALLED LAST JUNE? Waugh. It's all RVT-y and paying and everything. Mrr.

3) Upon getting on the freeway, I nearly hit a flock of turkeys.

Yes.

Turkeys.

About ten of them.

Alive.

They were probably gobbling, but I had the windows rolled up.

O.o

So it's not... bad weird stuff. Just. Kinda weird. Also, weird.

EDIT: Continuing my run of weird, as seen at the local drugstore:
'Hollywood Cookie Diet'.
I only wish I was kidding. It's a cookie for breakfast (?!), a cookie for mid-morning snack, a cookie for lunch, a cookie for an afternoon snack, and then a 'healthy dinner'. WTF?

...

And they have a website. *cries*

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So, Biggest Loser this week:
( Jillian was scary cute )