bodldops | I have interesting AIM conversations. Involving Kittens.

The ~~Culprits~~ Cast (in no particular order): Kirk, Scotty, Spock, Sulu, Chekov, Uhura, and McCoy.
~ Prologue ~
Kippurbirdy: you know, if we could tap into the energy source of kittens we could run the world forever.
E1rohir: Yes, I know
E1rohir: If we could tap into the energy generated by a litter of kittens put together, we could take over the galaxy.
E1rohir: Oh CORKS.
Kippurbirdy: *has been watching Chaucer bolt around the room as if on Speed*
Kippurbirdy: ?
E1rohir: Hand me the nuzgulswatter please?
Kippurbirdy: *hands*
E1rohir: *swatswatswat* Thanks. The title: The Origins of Starfleet: The Kitten Drive.
~ Our Feature Presentation ~
Kippurbirdy: *laughs* I kinna duit Captin! The kittens! they're just too tired!
E1rohir: Feed them catnip if you have to Scotty, we must have warp speed!
Kippurbirdy: I dunno Captin... I just dun think they have it in them!
E1rohir: I have.... faith... in you... Scotty.
Kippurbirdy: *has kitten on dresser*
E1rohir: Captain, my calculations show we have a .332532 percent chance of escaping if the kittens are not given catnip.
Kippurbirdy: Alrigh captin... Ah'll give emm one more bit of Catnip... maybe wave some string around and see if that works.
E1rohir: Scotty, you're.... a.... genius.
Kippurbirdy: Ah think it's wurking captin!
E1rohir: Cap'tin! Nucwear Wessels approaching!
Kippurbirdy: They're runnin' around! They're jumpin' all over the place!
E1rohir: Wonderful Mr. Scott! Sulu, warp speed... .... .... ....
E1rohir: Sir?
E1rohir: Now!
Kippurbirdy: They're at maximum jumpyness! Ach! one of them's escaped! We've got a containmunt leak!
E1rohir: Spock, get down there.
E1rohir: Sir, helm's not responding!
Kippurbirdy: I've got my best men on it sur! They're trying to entice it down with some kibble!
E1rohir: *angstily* Who let... the dogs... out?
Kippurbirdy: Ach! it's into the Laundry! there go yer favorite socks Captin!
E1rohir: *wangstily* No socks... to walk in....
E1rohir: Captain, perhaps if I performed a Mind Meld with the loose kitten and convinced it to join its companions...
Kippurbirdy: And there go Mr. Spock's boxers...
Kippurbirdy: Yell have to catch it first!
E1rohir: Damn, and I have to watch the communications grid...
Kippurbirdy: Ack! no! Not another one!
E1rohir: Dammit Jim, whats this about kitten contaimination? I've got purr-happy cadets pouring into sickbay like it's going out of style
Kippurbirdy: We've got one captin! We enticed it with some Fish!
E1rohir: Brilliant, Mr. Scott!
Kippurbirdy: It's back in with the others...and it seems to be purring happily.
E1rohir: I knew.... I could count.... .... ....
E1rohir: Well, I certainly hoped so, Jim
E1rohir: on you. *glares at Bones*
Kippurbirdy: Ach...I found the other one... the little bugger seems to have fallen asleep behind the desk
E1rohir: Captain, it appears to have influenced the crew members in some way... I believe the kitten may have telepathic powers.
Kippurbirdy: telepathic powers?
E1rohir: It is very curious. They all appear to be... staring at the kitten, entranced.
Kippurbirdy: It's a kitten sur, they're verry cute and cuddlly. Rather like a tribble.
Kippurbirdy: But more trouble.
E1rohir: And they are on my ship?
Kippurbirdy: They run the engines sur.
E1rohir: Oh. Well. Carry on then.
Kippurbirdy: Yes sur.
~The End~