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1) Hi blisters on feet. Yes, I'm sorry I didn't wear the good shoes when doing forced marches with the fluffernutter. Now please go away.

2) I think I am automatically on the 'banned' list for all of the fashion shows in Paris. Why? Because I saw the article in 'TIME' (and this), and promptly cracked up so bad I scared the cat. I mean. Seriously. Those are fashion disasters in my book.

3) I have a strong suspicion I'm going to be angry at the Academy of Arts this year. Again. Why did they nominate Babel for best film? WHY?

4) It is... kinda odd. I read an interview of Art Buchwald a few weeks ago, and now there's a notice that he died. I wouldn't have cared a few weeks ago, but... he seemed to be a genuinely funny and upbeat kinda guy.

5) ... Some lady created at beef-flavored beer for dogs so she could have drinks with her doggies after a hunt. *cracks up*

6) *glees* I did two nerve blocks on a horse (DP and abaxial) yesterday, and they worked! Go me! So glad I signed up for that lab.

7) *snickers* Is it wrong that it amuses me muchly that my current repro prof tends to absentmindedly use british cursewords while working on microscope slides?

8) I have finally gotten fed up with classmates and taken to answering questions asked by prof in the interests of not sitting around dumbly while the prof expectantly waits for someone to give an answer. Who cares if it's wrong? It's not a test! No grading! Better to get it wrong now than later. ... Am probably earning reputation as student suck-up. Don't care much.

9) Have managed to gather all necessary materials for yummy matramonial bars. Now, to make them...

10) Day... whatever this is (six?) of the no-chocolate-life goes well! ... still want a Crunch bar. So bad. Even if Crunch bars are not the best chocolate ever. I just want a Crunch bar. *pines*

Now, back to Pharmacology.

EDIT: Also, This wins. *cracks up*

THE BRIDE OF EDIT: For those that wants it, the recipe for said Matrimonial Bars, as recieved from my mom. I have no idea where she got it. Just very glad that she did.

MATRIMONIAL BARS

1 3/4 cups flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened
1 cup packed brown sugar
1 1/2 cup quick oats
1 jar (12 oz.) strawberry jam or 1 cup raspberry jam

Stir together the flour and soda; set aside.
In a medium bowl cream the butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Stir in
the flour mixture until well-blended. Blend in the oats. Dough will be
crumbly.
Press half of the dough into a greased 13 X 9 inch pan. Spread with jam.
Crumble the remaining dough over the top; pat lightly to cover.
Bake in a 400 degree oven for 20-25 minutes or until lightly browned. While
warm, cut into bars ( 2" X 1" ) and remove from the pan.
Makes 30. 133 calories each.